{"id":1153,"date":"2009-08-05T21:13:38","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T20:13:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.braintank.ch\/wp\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2009-08-05T21:13:38","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T20:13:38","slug":"101-things-you-do-not-want-your-system-administrator-to-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/braintank.ch\/?p=1153","title":{"rendered":"101 Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say."},"content":{"rendered":"

Am 31. Juli war ja System Administrator Day<\/a>. Der Tag des Admins. Und dann bin ich \u00fcber eine Liste gestolpter von Dingen, die Admins nie sagen sollten. Ein Auszug daraus:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Uh-oh…..<\/li>\n
  2. Shit!!<\/li>\n
  3. What the hell!?<\/li>\n
  4. Go get your backup tape. (You do<\/strong> have a backup tape?)<\/li>\n
  5. That’s SOOOOO bizarre.<\/li>\n
  6. Wow!! Look at this…..<\/li>\n
  7. Hey!! The suns don’t do this.<\/li>\n
  8. Terminated??!<\/li>\n
  9. What software license?<\/li>\n
  10. Well, it’s doing something<\/strong>…..<\/li>\n
  11. Wow….that seemed fast<\/strong>…..<\/li>\n
  12. I got a better job at another place …<\/li>\n
  13. Management says…<\/li>\n
  14. Sorry, the new equipment didn’t get budgetted.<\/li>\n
  15. What do you mean that wasn’t a copy?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Die komplette Liste gibt es hier<\/a>. Mir hat es sehr gut gefallen. Ich denke wir haben alle schon solche Situationen erlebt, irgendwo, irgendwann! Also nachtr\u00e4glich auch von mir:<\/p>\n

    Alles Gute! Und denkt daran: Netzwerk sind immer Schuld, sonst sind es die Client und Server-Leute und wenn gar nichts hilft, dann hat man ja Management! <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Am 31. Juli war ja System Administrator Day. Der Tag des Admins. Und dann bin ich \u00fcber eine Liste gestolpter von Dingen, die Admins nie sagen sollten. Ein Auszug daraus: Uh-oh….. Shit!! What the hell!? Go get your backup tape. (You do have a backup tape?) That’s SOOOOO bizarre. Wow!! Look at this….. Hey!! The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,2,17],"tags":[314,42,313],"class_list":["post-1153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arbeit","category-blog","category-computer","tag-informatik","tag-it","tag-sysadmin","missing-thumbnail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":114,"url":"https:\/\/braintank.ch\/?p=114","url_meta":{"origin":1153,"position":0},"title":"Buchbesprechung am Freitag: The One Minute Manager Meets the Monkey","author":"admin","date":"21. 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