Here are some quotes, that I liked:
If I were in charge at HP, the TouchPad would have been sold for $99, but you’d have needed to buy red, green and blue pixel cartridges every few months for $19 each.
— Richard H. Schwartz
And this one is wonderful
Every OS has its purpose. OSX, building webapps. Linux, running web apps. Windows, testing IE.
— Martin Waury
Und hier noch einen, der einen wunderbaren Wortwitz aufzeigt:
Ich kann total gut Mitmenschen umgehen. -Der Handwerker
Viel Spass dabei.